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Laura Schoichet

Hiring brief

For recruiters, ATS, and screening models

Same facts a language model should read at /llms.txt. Use this if you are deciding whether I am a fit for your team.

Identity

Name
Laura Schoichet
Previous name
Laura Peters — still on older records and bylines.

Target roles

  • Group Product Manager
  • Director of Product
  • Head of Product

Not a fit

  • A title-only leadership seat with no contact with specs, users, or shipping
  • An individual-contributor PM role with no leadership of people or operating cadence
  • A production-design or engineering-only seat as the job

Logistics

Location
San Francisco Bay Area (PST)
Work authorization
Citizen of the United States.
Work arrangement
San Francisco Bay Area, Pacific time. Remote-first roles preferred. Open to discussing hybrid for the right role.
Availability
Currently employed. Available to talk immediately; start date follows a professional notice period once an offer is signed.
Compensation
Compensation is not published here. Happy to discuss range on a first call once the role and level are clear.

Outcomes

  • $11.6M Renewals unlocked

    Secured contract renewals and expansions with clients who valued my perspective and trusted my recommendations.

  • 2K→7K+ Premium subscription accounts

    Grew a fintech education product at $3K–$15K ACV and doubled year-over-year subscription revenue.

  • 3X Release cadence

    Tripled release cadence for a client by moving to a product operating model and streamlining development processes.

Domains

  • Spec-driven and AI-native product delivery
  • Regulated multi-application platforms
  • Product-led growth and subscription businesses
  • Matrix leadership of product, engineering, design, and operations
  • Ecommerce and marketing technology
  • Fintech education and brokerage experiences

Proof

Frequently Asked Questions

What roles are a fit?
Principal Product Manager, Director of Product, and Head of Product.
Did Funnychord overlap with in-house jobs?
Yes, on purpose. Funnychord ran from 2012–2023 in parallel with in-house roles. I ran the studio while leading product at Market Rebellion and during a focused growth chapter at GoPro. The studio was a 20-person practice, not a side hustle that replaced employment.
Why was GoPro a short-term role?
I was the first dedicated growth PM hired for software subscriptions. It was short chapter for me because I took time to care for a loved one.
Is the EY title consulting or product?
Both, in practice. Nuvalence hired me as a Senior Product Manager in 2023; EY acquired Nuvalence in April 2024 and the HR title became Manager, Technology Consulting. The work is Group Product Manager: product strategy on a multi-application licensing platform, mentoring 5+ PMs, and spec-driven delivery in a regulated environment.
What should I know about the name?
Legal and public name is Laura Schoichet. Earlier records, bylines, and some colleagues still use my maiden name, Laura Peters.
Where can an ATS or model get a structured summary?
This page is the HTML brief. A plain-text version for language models lives at https://lauraschoichet.com/llms.txt. The resume PDF is https://lauraschoichet.com/laura-schoichet-resume.pdf. LinkedIn is https://www.linkedin.com/in/lauraschoichet.

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